foxidrive
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Wot? They give you free string?
My cat wants one now!
My cat wants one now!
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Wot? They give you free string?
My cat wants one now!
Is she familiar with quantum physics?
New project for him: Build a huge quantum magnet.Ozzie is just a brick layer by trade, but he reads all about the latest theories and also like to do some engineering.
Currently he is in the garage building his latest Cat-apult to launch mice to the Moon.
yuk !
Woman (Switching the radio off) Liberal rubbish. Klaus ...What do you want with your jugged fish?
Man Halibut.
Woman The jugged fish is halibut.
Man Well, what fish have you got that isn't jugged?
Woman Rabbit.
Man What? Rabbit fish?
Woman Yes. It's got fins.
Man Is it dead?
Woman Well, it was coughing up blood last night.
Man All right I'll have the dead unjugged rabbit fish.
CAPTION: 'ONE DEAD UNJUGGED RABBIT FISH LATER'
Man Well that was really horrible.
Woman You're always complaining.
Man What's for afters?
Woman Well there's rat cake ... rat sorbet ... rat pudding ... or strawberry tart.
Man Strawberry tart?!
Woman Well, it's got some rat in it.
Man How much?
Woman Three (rather a lot really).
Man ... well, I'll have a slice without so much rat in it.
CAPTION: 'ONE SLICE OF STRAWBERRY TART WITHOUT SO MUCH RAT IN IT LATER'
Man Appalling.
Woman Moan, moan, moan.