Justin Bieber Rushed to Hospital

aye-aye-Chris

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Canadian singer and tween heartthrob Justin Bieber is recovering at a Los Angeles area hospital today after being transported by ambulance from his Beverly Hills home.

Initial reports indicate that the 18 year old megastar was incapacitated by a panic attack following the shock of having his first erection.A call to 911 from the Bieber residence was placed at 10:37pm PST yesterday evening.The Daily Currant has gained exclusive access to the 911 tapes, reprinted here for your enjoyment:

Justin Bieber: Hello? Hello? Yes my name is Justin.
911: Okay Justin and do you have an emergency?
Justin Bieber: Yes. I think...I think my penis might be having a heart attack or something.
 

Guess

Cheeky Guru
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Two words come to mind.. First starts with D, second starts with H.

misi, do you need an ambulance ?


:hehe:
 

TeeEm

GGG Guru
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From exhaustive studies they have found that Dick's are normally found in the middle, as Dr Okee SM has suggested. :poke
 

misi

Growing Little Guru
From exhaustive studies they have found that Dick's are normally found in the middle, as Dr Okee SM has suggested. :poke
It's true up to a certain age.
They are active, trying to be in the middle, no matter what.
After that they are slowing down, they are just hanging around.:rolleyes1:
 
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