Looks like NO FOOTY TIPS for 2006!!!
Prior Notice
It is likely that the AFL competition for 2006 will have to be cancelled.
Under the new Anti Terrorism Laws the Bombers are banned, the new
Industrial Relations legislation rules out the Dockers and the Asian flu
epidemic is wreaking havoc with the Crows, Eagles, Hawks, Magpies and
Swans.
Any transfers to the Kangaroos, Cats, Lions, Dogs and Tigers must now be
quarantined for at least 12 months. Religious vilification laws mean
that no one can legally barrack for the Demons or the Saints.
This only leaves the Power and the Blues who no one wants to barrack for
anyway.
Prior Notice
It is likely that the AFL competition for 2006 will have to be cancelled.
Under the new Anti Terrorism Laws the Bombers are banned, the new
Industrial Relations legislation rules out the Dockers and the Asian flu
epidemic is wreaking havoc with the Crows, Eagles, Hawks, Magpies and
Swans.
Any transfers to the Kangaroos, Cats, Lions, Dogs and Tigers must now be
quarantined for at least 12 months. Religious vilification laws mean
that no one can legally barrack for the Demons or the Saints.
This only leaves the Power and the Blues who no one wants to barrack for
anyway.